This girl believes most of our life lessons are learnt when we are kids. These are some she gleaned while reading about the darndest things kids say. Life rules…enjoy.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
Never allow your 3yo brother in the same room as your assignment.
Don’t sneeze in front of mum when you’re eating crackers.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tictac
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to mom when she’s on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.
