This girl and The Boy were unfortunate guests at a friends wedding recently where they literraly bit their lip for most part of the wedding.
It was a gaudy wedding with a clash of off-bridal colours- seriously, unless its on a pair of fraternal twins, its never really ok to have baby pink and baby blue ribbons all over the place. It was a wedding taxing to watch- the bride embarassed the groom; evidence on film no less and was basically a real cow to her wedding entourage. The bridesmaids were in less than cute dresses; which a fellow wedding go-er attributed to mean brides everywhere who were afraid that their prettier posse would outshine them.
To top it off, in her thank you speech, the bride thanked her “surrogate” sisters for being irritating and her guardians for “nagging.” Seriously. If someone means to give a compliment, just give one. If it was meant to be satirically-sarcastically funny; well, no one laughed.
So, after twelve years, thanks for being a cow.
