Matchingsocks’s Weblog

This girl and her friends have had some pretty incredible encounters with the people of the opposite gender, or as this girl chooses to call them, our boys in socks. Each encounter you’d read has either been part of this girl’s own experience, that of one of her girlfriends’ or from the very mouth of a Boy In Socks (BIS).

Enjoy.

Green Bra & Reincarnation man
Green Bra, Eggplant Project and this girl were at The Tuckshop the other night having a barrel of laughs- and some alcohol and came the question by the Egglplant Project. Worst date stories. And Green Bra told the story of this guy she was having drinks with and they were on the topic of reincarnation and she queried that if reincarnation occurred, why are there more people on earth today than before? And Boy In Sock replied something to the extent that its cos some of these people must have been reincarnated from aliens.

This girl, The Ex and the gifts
To say that The Ex was not a romantic person is an understatement. On the first Christmas they ever spent together, The Ex appeared at this girl’s house touting a elegantly wrapped present from the Metropolitan Museum Gift Shop. It was a gorgeous gold package with think satin ribbons and a gold embossed seal that screamed class. And gingerly, this girl opened the gift- thinking of the treasure of what might lie inside. And lo and behold! It was… a Met pencil holder, you know, the one in the form of their paperbag? Yeah. Talk about a bummer. Then came other presents like Manchester United Jerseys (after The Psychologist specifically told him to buy this girl this Mango dress) and industrial fans. Really.