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This Girl is a little over five months pregnant and she’s had what The Mother terms a “neat” pregnancy. From the back, she pretty much looks the same, her arms, face, legs and general overall body size has remained the same. Ok, ok, the boobs are fuller but no one complains about that, really. But [...]

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People have asked This Girl and The Boy if they know if they are expecting a girl or a boy. And when they say they have no idea and wish to be surprised at the end of the pregnancy journey people think they’re nuts.
But seriously, there’s a certain fun-ness with not knowing. And, truth is, [...]

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As blogged before, The Boy has the new iphone which this girl openly secretly covets. And this is where the weirdness of the whole situation.
1. The Boy goes out with his phone less- apparently, it, being bigger than his previous Nokia makes it “inconvenient” to put in his pocket. Whe out together, this girl has [...]

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While watching her new favourite talk show- Ellen- this morning, this girl watched the videos of these gameshow winners win the elusive million dollar prize. In particular, she most enjoyed the Who wants to be a millionaire? winner, John Carpenter win in such style.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader first million dollar winner.
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The Made in China label has gained its fair share of fame and noteriety. Along with her ability to reverse engineer almost anything- if you give them two weeks with a product, they’d be able to create an almost replica for you. And of course, in light of that, its burgeoning imitation goods market: bags, [...]

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This girl and The Boy bought 20 tickets for close friends and family to the latest Harry Potter outing; David Yates’s interpretation of the sixth installment of the epic JK Rowling series- Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince. And while there’s a lot of mixed reviews of the show, this girl, generally speaking, liked [...]

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This girl and The Boy were unfortunate guests at a friends wedding recently where they literraly bit their lip for most part of the wedding.
It was a gaudy wedding with a clash of off-bridal colours- seriously, unless its on a pair of fraternal twins, its never really ok to have baby pink and baby blue [...]

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lessons from golf

The Parents, The Boy and this girl have a standing arrangement to play golf every Sunday. The Father will book them a slot at one of the five golf courses their clubs own and they’d play couple vs couple with the score pretty even thus far. They are all kind enough to give this girl [...]

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This girl and The Boy spent the day at home battling insipid contractors and entertained themselves at the myriad reports following the AWARE EGM that they attended. And here are a few moments and reports that stood out:
1. The “Shut up and Sit down” moment
(Video here) Near the start of the meeting as the crowd [...]

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This girl found this a while back given her love for Harry Potter and her familiarity with MBTIs….
Harry Potter versions of MBTI… (yes, seriously)
INTP: Lord Voldemort
INFP: Remus Lupin
INTJ: Severus Snape
INFJ: Albus Dumbledore
ISTP: Madam Hooch
ISFP: Harry Potter
ISTJ: Hermione Granger
ISFJ: Rubeus Hagrid
ENTP: Sirius Black
ENFP: Fred & George Weasley
ENTJ: Minerva Magonagall
ENFJ: Olympe Maxine
ESTP: Draco Malfoy
ESFP: Ron Weasley
ESTJ: Percy [...]

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This girl and The Boy were out headed to dinner when they passed a jeans shop along the way. Dr Denim, the sign outside read in mild neon lights; all round half naked models posed in jeans. Cuffed ones, ripped ones, wide shots of cute boy lazing on the beach, tight shot of low rise [...]

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disco baby

This girl’s cousin, Hazy Day gave birth a few months back to Baby D two months ahead of her scheduled due date. When she was visiting Down Under earlier this year, Hazy Day was just into her second trimester and was still active and totally game to take this girl shopping and eating, seeing how [...]

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This girl fully expected to be able to sleep in on a Saturday when The Boy woke her- unceremoniously at half past seven in the morning- to begin a “Quest for the Magical Eggplant.” He had designed- with her sisters and best friends- an amazing race type quest for her while she was away. She [...]

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This girl believes most of our life lessons are learnt when we are kids. These are some she gleaned while reading about the darndest things kids say. Life rules…enjoy.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet’s [...]

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The dress looked normal enough. It didn’t show skin. It wasn’t figure hugging. It needed a belt to even look remotely alright. It was a nice dress. A pretty dress. A red dress. It seemed nice enough on the mannequin. It looked nice enough on her when this girl tried it on. It seemed innocent [...]

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